Swamp-dweller Blues
Swamp-dweller Blues
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Every morning, Shrek wakes up and trudges over to his office. It ain't fun being the Head Ogre of an ogrebusiness. He's got piles of paperwork to deal with, meetings with annoying investors, and the constant threat of Fiona interrupting.
To top it all off, he's gotta fight off the monotony. Sometimes he dreams of just lounging in his swamp with a good bowl of gunk, but duty calls. He grumbles and throws on his business suit. Another day, another dollar.
Corporate Swamp: Donkey Knows You Feel It
Ya'll feel/sense/know it in your bones. The corporate/biz/establishment swamp/quagmire/sludge is real, and it's thick/churning/sticky. Big/The/Shady money calls the shots/controls everything/runs the show, leaving/screwing over/trampling the rest of us. It's a system/machine/structure rigged against the little guy/ordinary people/you and me.
- We're/They're/You're all just stuck/trapped/chained in this mess/circus/nightmare.
- It's/This is/That's time/past time/high time to fight back/break free/make a change.
- Let's/We can/They should drain the swamp/expose the truth/hold them accountable.
Don't/Ever/Never let them tell you/fool you/brainwash you into believing/thinking/accepting that this is just how things are. We deserve/can have/must fight for a better/fairer/just world.
Bayou Living > The Grind
Listen here, partner. This ain't your daddy's concrete jungle. Out here in the bayous , life moves at a slower rhythm . You get your hands dirty, sure, but you also get to feel the breeze . No fluorescent lights out here. Just the croaking frogs and the gentle lapping of water . It's a true life, ya know? One you can't find in no suit and tie world .
Lord Farquaad Is My Boss Send Help
This sucks. Working for him/that little tyrant/the Short King is awful/terrible/a living nightmare. He's always yelling/constantly on my case/demanding impossible things and expects me to be perfect/treat him like royalty/clean his boots. I check here asked for a raise once, and let me tell you, it was a terrible idea. Now he's watching me like a hawk/making my life hell/threatening to turn me into an ogre.
I just need to disappear. Maybe a fairy godmother/a dragon/one of those talking donkeys could help me escape/give me some advice/teach me how to fight Farquaad.
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* I'm certain he's going to fire me/turn me into a frog/make me his jester.
* I can't take it anymore/stand this/deal with this.
* Please, someone, come quick!
The OGRE meme Lord
He's a real savage, but in the best way possible. This dude lives and breathes the ogre life. When he's not rocking his massive club, you can catch him spreading laughter online. This OGRE has mastered the art of being a funny guy.
- His memes are legendary
- Validation from strangers is his lifeblood
- Get on his good side, or else
Weekend Forecast: 100% Swamped
Well folks, you better grab your boots and mosquito repellent 'cause this weekend is gonna be a real slogger. We're lookin' at swampy rain all the whole darn time with conditions in the mid-80s. If you're thinkin' about headin' outdoors, best pack some extra protection and a tarp. It might even be good for gettin' that crocodile watchin' in.
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